Rob Steele
Meet Rob Steele
I’m Rob Steele and I’ve been tearing into adult sites since 2015. I joined SafestPornSites.com in 2020 because I don’t just skim through sites I dissect them. I test every single thing a real user actually cares about. If a site’s weak, slow, or shady, I find out fast and tell you straight up.
I’ve spent the last decade exposing fake promises and trash platforms dressed up like premium experiences. I don’t write to flatter webmasters. I write to protect your wallet and your time.
What I Actually Check
When I step into a site, I check everything. Not just the content, but the structure holding it up. I look at page speed and how fast the videos load. I see how smooth it runs on mobile and whether the layout breaks when you’re using one hand. If there are pop-ups, I test how aggressive they are. If there are ads, I see where they lead and how dirty the tricks get.
Redirects? I track every one. Billing? I test it with real payments and watch for hidden fees, rebill traps, and fake cancellation paths. If a site’s shady with money, I call it out. If it tries to scam users with misleading subscriptions or reroute them to garbage clones, I burn that bridge in the review.
No other reviewer goes this deep. I don’t take screenshots and guess. I go inside, test it like a real user, and judge it on how it performs under pressure.
Why My Reviews Matter
Because they’re written from experience, not speculation. I don’t base anything on trailers or free previews. I pay. I play. I push the platform until it either breaks or proves itself. I see how often new scenes actually drop. I check if the navigation makes sense or turns into a maze. I see if the player works, if the layout adapts to different devices, and if the whole experience holds up from login to climax.
Why You Can Trust Me
Because I’ve been doing this for years and I’ve never sold out. I’ve reviewed hundreds of adult sites, flagged shady billing setups, and warned readers about red flags they didn’t even know to look for. I’ve saved people from scams and pointed them toward sites that actually give a damn.
When you see my name on a review, you know you’re getting every detail that matters, speed, function, billing, safety, and whether it’s really worth signing up for. No spin. No sponsor bias. Just hard facts from a guy who doesn’t miss a thing.
Why I Still Do This
Because most review sites lie. Most testers barely test. And users deserve better. I’m still here because someone has to keep these platforms honest. I take pride in exposing shady systems and spotlighting the ones that actually do it right.
If you want porn reviews written by someone who actually uses the sites like a real man, you’re in the right place. I’ve got the years, the eye, and the balls to keep it real.
